LEAVING THE ELEPHANT: AN ODE TO A HOME
October 3, 2015, 11:33 am
Filed under:
Expat life,
People,
Relationships | Tags:
alcohol,
Bangkok,
Bangkok Shutdown,
Beer,
boxing,
cockroaches,
coup,
Dr Seuss,
Elephant Tower,
elephants,
Expat life,
expats,
floods,
Gameboy,
gym,
Health,
infidelity,
internet,
London,
Phahon Yothin,
prostitutes,
Ratchayothin,
red Shirt protests,
Red Shirts,
swimming,
terrorism,
Thai girls,
Thai politics,
Thailand,
video games,
wrestling,
Yellow Shirt protests,
yellow shirts
People were incredulous when I told them I lived in an elephant’s leg, but I was neither lying nor quoting from a Dr Seuss book. No, for more than seven years I lived in a building called the Elephant Tower, so named because of its unmistakeable shape. See for yourself:

The Elephant Tower at Ratchayothin
I lived in the back legs of that building, about halfway up. Thus, I named my blog Elephant’s Leg because that had been my perspective point for most of the time I have lived in Thailand. Seven years and three months, in fact. My childhood home aside, it was the longest consecutive time I had stayed in one place.
Continue reading →
KO LANTA – NATURAL BEAUTY RUINED BY UGLY PEOPLE
October 31, 2011, 7:13 am
Filed under:
Culture,
Health,
People,
Travel,
Uncategorized | Tags:
Andaman Sea,
Bangkok,
beaches,
Bee Bee Bungalows,
boat trip,
boats,
cooking,
Emerald Cave,
guesthouse,
Hat Khlong Khong,
Hollywood,
hotel,
island-hopping,
islands,
Khlong Khong beach,
Ko Lanta,
Koh Lanta,
Krabi,
Lonely Planet,
motorbike rental,
motorbike scam,
motorbikes,
movie,
Open Water,
pad Thai,
police,
press,
rental scam,
scuba,
scuba diving,
sea,
snorkelling,
swimming,
Thai food,
Thai language,
Thai police,
Thailand,
tourism,
translator

Island-hopping fun in Ko Lanta
If it’s the people that make a place, then Ko Lanta’s beauty is merely superficial.
An Andaman Sea island district in Krabi province, inevitably it boasts clean, warm sea water, miles of beaches, countless palm trees and a laidback atmosphere that attracts many visitors.
However, such assets lose their allure once a visitor experiences human failings on Lanta that range from merely unprofessional through to dangerous and even criminal.
I love Krabi. In fact, I’d probably rank it my favourite Thai province outside of Bangkok. So I will doubtless return, although I’ll lose no sleep if I never set foot on Lanta again after a shambolic final day which involved worry, danger, frustration, anger and eventually the police.
Continue reading →
THE THAI SMILE: LOST IN BANGKOK, FOUND IN KO SICHANG
June 17, 2010, 4:25 pm
Filed under:
Culture,
Expat life,
Health,
News,
Nightlife,
People,
politics,
Relationships,
restaurants,
Thai news,
Travel | Tags:
7-Eleven,
anti-government protests,
antibiotics,
Bangkok,
beach,
Beer,
Benz Bungalows,
Buddhism,
children,
Chinese,
condominiums,
crab,
diarrhoea,
dogs,
English language,
fast food,
food,
goats,
Gulf of Thailand,
Hat Thampang,
Hat Thampang Bungalows,
hospital,
hotels,
Hua Hin,
Isaan,
islands,
Ko Sichang,
Malee Blue,
May 19,
monastery,
motorbikes,
nighclubs,
palaces,
Pan & David Restaurant,
Paree Hut,
Pattaya,
politics,
rabies,
Rama V,
Red Shirts,
restaurants,
salad,
seafood,
shops,
Sri Racha,
swimming,
temples,
Thai culture,
Thai language,
Thai people,
Thai politics,
Thailand,
Travel,
tuk-tuks,
whale

Ko Sichang offers Thai countryside atmosphere and attitudes by the sea
Thailand’s image needs all the help it can get right now. Last month’s dramatic footage of bomb sites and gun fights across Bangkok played out internationally and many countries have yet to lift their travel warnings to the erstwhile Land of Smiles.
For sure, confidence has been rocked, and even beyond the photos of war on the streets, the reputation of Thai people as gentle, benevolent Buddhists has been tarnished by displays of downright ugly behaviour during such fractious times.
Whether the protesters promising – and almost succeeding – to turn Bangkok into a “sea of fire”, or their opponents cheering and swearing as the death toll neared a hundred, there was precious little positive humanity on display.
Continue reading →
BANG SARAY: 30 MINUTES AND A WORLD AWAY FROM PATTAYA
March 2, 2010, 3:56 pm
Filed under:
Expat life,
Travel | Tags:
1970s,
1980s,
Bang Saray,
Bangkok,
bars,
beaches,
Chon Buri,
commuting,
condominiums,
condos,
drink,
entertainment,
expats,
fast food,
fishing,
food,
Food and Drink,
foreign investment,
guesthouses,
hotels,
Jomtien,
Ko Samui,
McDonalds,
motorbikes,
nightclubs,
package tours,
Pattaya,
Phuket,
pollution,
property,
prostitution,
real estate,
restaurants,
seaside,
shopping malls,
Sin City,
swimming,
Thailand,
tourism,
work

Pattaya’s skyscrapers loom in the background, but it’s easy to forget the city while lounging in Bang Saray’s clear waters
Talk to any old-timer expat here in Thailand and chances are that, before long, they’ll regale you with tales of when places such as Pattaya and Phuket were quiet fishing villages, and then lament that if only they’d bought land or property back then, they’d be stinking rich now.
Which raises the question of where tomorrow’s Pattaya or Phuket might be, or whether there even remains such potential in a country which is vastly more ensconsced on the tourist map than it was in the 1970s or 80s. Surely anywhere of commercial opportunity will already be long-discovered?
Maybe not. Continue reading →
A WEEK IN MALAYSIA PART 2: LANGKAWI
November 15, 2009, 10:57 am
Filed under:
Culture,
Outside Thailand,
Travel | Tags:
AB Motel,
Asian travel,
Bangkok,
Batu Ferringhi,
beach bar,
beaches,
Beer,
British,
Broadway Budget Hotel,
Brunei,
cable car,
car hire,
Cenang,
Cenang nightlife,
Chinese,
Chinese food,
colonial Malaysia,
coral,
coral reefs,
ferry,
fish,
fish feeding,
fort,
Fort Cornwallis,
Georgetown,
grouper,
guesthouses,
hiking,
Indians,
Jalan Penang,
Kuah,
Langkawi,
Langkawi nightlife,
live band,
live music,
luxury resorts,
luxury tourism,
Malays,
Malaysia,
Malaysian people,
mangroves,
marine park,
military,
Miri,
monkeys,
mountain,
Muslims,
Nightlife,
octopus,
Pantai Kok,
Penang,
Penang nightlife,
Pulau Payar,
Pulau Payar marine park,
reggae,
reggae band,
reggae music,
resorts,
river,
Rough Guide,
scuba diving,
seabass,
seafood,
seaport,
Seven Wells,
sharks,
snorkelling,
South East Asia,
South East Asian travel,
stingray,
swimming,
taxis,
Thailand,
Thais,
tourism,
tourist attractions,
tourists,
tropical islands,
waterfall
I spent last week in Malaysia wth my girlfriend, Waew. It was our first proper holiday together and my first proper trip to Malaysia (I did a brief border hop from Brunei in 2005 but that was essentially just to tick another country off the list). It was also my first proper holiday in South East Asia since moving to Thailand last year, having so far failed to live up to my promise to myself to see as much of the region as possible while living here.We flew in and out of Penang, where we spent half of the week. The other half we spent in Langkawi. It proved a decent mix of city and countryside, culture and relaxation, with stays in three locations.
Back to Part 1: Penang

Thrills and refreshment at Langkawi’s Seven Wells
CENANG
The morning ferry from Penang to Langkawi necessitated a pre-dawn wakening in order to drive from Batu Ferringhi to Georgetown, drop off the hire car and walk to the port (no taxis being available at that time) in time for check-in 45 minutes before departure. Consequently we got to drive through a pretty sunrise and negotiate a sleepy Georgetown before the city and its inhabitants fully woke.
Continue reading →